Kenya's Deputy President, #RutoShootToKill, must be wondering what's going on in Uhunyee's mind lately. Could his boss be the mysterious force recently giving him as much rope as he's been finding in his hands these past few days? Like freedom to act as the C-In-C and issue orders while @TheRealPrezzo is somewhere in the country -- and not jet-setting, or anything like that. Then chasing like one Wile E. Coyote after slippery Roadrunner. Or like all dem scaredy-cats when pig, pad Gunslinger hits town.
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HERE'S WILE E. COYOTE:
But is this dip really certain? Or only 'temporally'? Only Taniel knows, perhaps. Which (s)prings us to Mama. Den Mutukufu's son, and hair. Den Mama's, akein an akein.
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You see, #RutoShootToKill don't have no such 'bedicree', or degree of freedom (No way!). Which shouldn't matter, but is the material prop-lem here.
A meme is coursing through some Kenyan minds right now, I think. It is this: Is there coming to be a window of opportunity around April for Uhunyee to dump #Ruto... for #Kition? Was that the subliminal message when Mzee urged Uh to ensure that the coming erections are peaceful -- and don't degenerate into platshet? Is the son pre-positioning himself, and was that his true Christmas wish last December?
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Buffeted this way by Gideon and that way by Mashinani's #LittleRuto, #RutoShootToKill must be feeling pretty claustrophobic. Hard-knuckle political calculus may require that he step aside, to avoid being pushed in the same direction. Don't worry about the Chupilii pact that's seemingly cast in stone. Didn't the honorable judge just reinstate party-hopping -- Kenya's preferred political hip-hop or Gang Nam style?
But devastating to #Ruto... as an #UhuruMoi ticket would be, it would pale in significance to the political tectonic shifts that it would unleash. It would lead to an almost certain loss by NASA of the top prize in the coming August elections, as Rift Valley would be gone! So, if NASA really wants to win the presidency, it better help #Ruto... hang on to Chupilii's second slot, odious as the very thought might be to ODM. Is what I'm thinking right now.
Perhaps we should all really forget all this, sit back -- and relax. And let Chebukati prepare us. And keenly watch this allegory of The Gunfighter, with #RutoShootToKill in the front row:
We may learn something.
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